They get mad at you for being whole.
All you have to do is mention the dog park and she gets this big derpy grin on her face!
"It won’t just be the military this time. You’re gonna have to deal with an even more relentless adversary: Sarah McLachlan." -Stephen Colbert on Taliban dognappers
Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.
A Civil War Romeo & Juliet
Margaret Campbell fell in love with her first boyfriend, Henry Turner (shown here), who was a Confederate soldier during the American Civil War. The Campbell family were Union sympathizers, so Margaret moved with Henry to live with his family in Knox County Missouri. Shortly after the move, Henry returned to his regiment and was never heard from again. [ Read the comments for more about Margaret Campbell & Henry Turner ]
and i would have gotten away with it too if it werent for those meddling social justice bloggers
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
Endless list of my favourite fictional characters ⟶ Charlie Bradbury [Supernatural]
↳ “I mean, here, I’m queen, a hero. Out there in the real world, I’m just hacking out code and chugging coffee all day long.”
when you try your best
but you don’t succeed